This hand involves two guys who play in one of my regular games. They are literally the two worst players I've ever seen.
Pre-flop: Corky raises to $12 (it's a 1/2 game); Matt Calls.
Flop: Q52r - Corky bets 20; Matt calls.
Turn: pairs the 5, completes the rainbow - Corky bets $20; Matt calls.
River: 7, for a final board of Q5257 with no flush draw at any time. Corky bets $20; Matt calls; Verbatim dialogue below:
Corky: All I got is king high.
Matt: King what?
Corky (tabling K9o): King nine.
Matt (tabling K8o and said with COMPLETE SERIOUSNESS): Your kicker's good.