Oh hey everyone! It’s me, Mikey.
As if my former roommate wasn’t useless enough, he used my computer to update his Sirius radio which he insisted would take less than 10 minutes and ended up taking two hours. After downloading an absurd amount of programs to fix his tuner, my computer didn’t work anymore. I have spent the last two weeks fixing it which is the reason that I haven’t updated recently. I had a lot of good ideas that I wanted to share too but I can’t remember some of them. So without further ado, let’s talk about what is grinding my gears.
I’ll start with some terrible news – Danny Gokey lost on American Idol. I care about this for no other reason than the $50 I lost getting 15:1 on a bet with Phil. We kept pausing the episode to workout a buyout but we could never agree on a price. I guess I should have accepted his final offer of $25 before it was announced. Adam Lambert? Seriously? How is he an AMERICAN idol? I guarantee he is doing Rent or some other homoerotic love fest on Broadway in two years. He is such a one-trick-pony with his pud-boy, screaming, one note antics and it’s frustrating to see people reward that garbage. Some of you, judging from some of the comments I’ve gotten, may think that I am being homophobic but you’re wrong. I am anything but scared of gays as that term implies.
On that note, one thing that I’ve noticed about
In less than one week, the prodigal son (me) will be making his triumphant return to
Mig.com – At first I didn’t like you and Halfrek because you won over 90% of tournaments that you entered but now I think you’re really cool.
Bill Gazes – Remember when you pulled that disgusting suck out on me in the $2500 PLH tourney last year? Well you look like an anorexic Vlade Divac and I hate you. Suck it easy you jerk.
Amanda Leatherman – Yum
Ziigmund – How excited are you that we are so close to hanging out? Lars and his friend invited me to
Luke Schwartz – Gay. You look like Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts. Keep talking shit about Hac and Tom and you’ll have a free ticket on the pain train.
WhenIGetFree - I dig your style brah, you can get a sweatshirt if you see me sittin pretty at the WSOP.