Oh hey everyone! It’s me, Mikey.
Today I’d like to elaborate on a point that I briefly introduced in a previous blog and that is that police officers are the absolute scum of the Earth. About a week ago, I got a text from my roommate in Vegas that said there was a cop at the house asking where I was because I had an outstanding warrant for my arrest. He left his number with them and told them to tell me to call him the following day if they got a hold of me. I talked to him the next day and explained that I was under the impression that I had straightened out the tickets I had before I left
What happened to the motto “Serve and Protect?” I can honestly say that I have yet to have an encounter with a police officer that I look favorably on. They do absolutely nothing besides write chicken shit tickets to good, law abiding citizens and extort money from hardworking people. Is it just me or is it completely insane that a simple traffic violation is punished with a $350 ticket? It amazes me whenever a discussion in local politics arises about budget cuts and people say that we shouldn’t cut the budget of our police force because they want to stay safe. How brainwashed and high do you have to be to realize that cops don’t protect anyone from anything ever? How about we get officer cookie tits who is sitting with his partner at a stop sign issuing $200 tickets to people who coast through it at 2 mph to shake a leg and do some real, actual police work. I can’t even fathom the job descriptions of police officers nowadays. I know for a fact that if their brethren that worked on the force 50 years ago saw the disgusting extortion schemes that they’re running and the pedantic, “by the book” work that they’ve been relegated to that they would be outraged. The truth of the matter is that cops were the kids that were picked on in high school and they are certainly making us pay for it now.. They turned other people in for cheating on a test. They follow the rules and refuse to acknowledge that an extenuating circumstance could exist. I believe that we law abiding citizens are also partially to blame for allowing the formation of a system designed exclusively to rape us and pillage our money. The long arm of the law has been shoved so far into my colon that I’m not going to shit right for a month. I’ll let you know how this issue gets resolved in the next two months or so – I believe I am getting another court date which I intend to use as a conduit to share the thoughts I’ve just shared with you. Know this blog readers and the
Shout outs –
TJ and Casey (the two police officers I actually know) – I don’t believe that you guys fit into the category of officers that I talked about before. I implore you to start a grass roots campaign to get cops back to the protectors and servers that they are supposed to be.
Guy Laliberte – How many $1 transfers to your account do I have to make before you realize and send me $50,000 as a funny joke? I’ve probably sent you $60 by now. Come on man, get the net.
My Roommate – I will keep my air conditioner on as LONG AS I GOD DAMN PLEASE! I don’t conserve, I like my room like an ice box and I pay my portion of the bill so suck it easy.
Goldenvizer (commenter on my previous blog) – It seems that you feel that calling someone black when they are a black person has a negative connotation. It’s actually racist of YOU to insinuate that I was being racist by calling my opponents black. Furthermore, how do you know my opponent wasn’t a “stupid slut?” I got news for you - she offered to make like a circus seal and blow our whole team after the game. You are seriously offended by someone describing a person as a fag, hippie or slut? You must be an absolute blast to chill with... What do you and your friends do when you hang out? Cut yourselves and talk about how the man is bringing you down? There is a very easy way to file your protest against my blog – change the channel. Don’t read it.