Mikey Stotz's Blog
What better place than here, what better time than now
Welcome back to the jungle bitches, Mikey Stotz, coming hot and back in blogging action. I think you can chalk up the four month hiatus to me needing my ego stroked and having to hear that people want to read what I have to say. Well with my ego thoroughly massaged, I guess I’ll get back into it... Read More →
Trunk hit hard like Kimbo Slice
Oh hey, it’s me. Mikey.  We’ll start out with some terrible news and follow it up with more bad news. I chipped my tooth the other day and it has been an absolute disaster. For most people, this wouldn’t qualify as a dire emergency but when you’re privy to the facial symmet... Read More →
Big wad a money nothing less than a hundi
Oh hey guys, it’s me, Mikey. Back by popular demand.  So as you probably know, I took a little hiatus from blogging but I am back. I won’t make any promises about the frequency of future updates because judging from my previous posts, those are just empty promises anyway. I havenâ... Read More →
I can't talk to my mother so I talk to my diary
 Oh hey again everyone, it’s me Mikey. Ask for more updates and you shall receive bitches. So if you’re a loyal reader of my blog, you’ll know that I had a little legal trouble stemming from a few traffic incidents. My license was suspended because of incompetence that began in N... Read More →
Bitches call me never wear the same thang
 Oh hey guys! It’s me, Mikey, from before? So I know that every time I update I promise to do so more frequently and then don’t update again for a month but this time I swear that I will start updating more because I just bought a wonderful new laptop computer. The rock sta... Read More →
I'm goin hungrrrryyyyyyyyy
]]]]>]]> Ok, so it’s been a really long time but hey, it’s still me, Mikey.  I guess I’ll just take it from the top since I have a lot to talk about. Our place that we’re staying in for the summer is an absolute panty dropper. Pool table, hot tub with a glass wal... Read More →
There's people talking, they talk about me
]]]]>]]> Oh hey everyone! It’s me, Mikey.  As if my former roommate wasn’t useless enough, he used my computer to update his Sirius radio which he insisted would take less than 10 minutes and ended up taking two hours. After downloading an absurd amount of programs t... Read More →
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
]]]]>]]> Oh hey everyone! It’s me, Mikey.  Today I’d like to elaborate on a point that I briefly introduced in a previous blog and that is that police officers are the absolute scum of the Earth. About a week ago, I got a text from my roommate in Vegas that said ther... Read More →
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
]]]]>]]> OMG! It’s Mikey.  The most important thing that I need to talk about is our football game. I can say unequivocally, that it is in the top three best sporting events that I have ever been involved in. Our team has been on a huge heater after coming out of the... Read More →
Hunnies play me close like butta play toast
]]]]>]]> Oh hey everyone! It’s Mikey!  Ok, sorry I haven’t updated in a hot minute, I’ll try to write more frequently. A lot has happened since I last updated and the first coolest thing is that I got to hang out with the one and only LarsLuzak. He came over to P... Read More →